May92013

neonreef:

what if tumblr was like a secret agency and everyone with a blog was like the chosen one and we were all immortal and one day the earth explodes but we all get sucked into the tumblr world and live on a dash and we ate all the food in the pictures that we see and live in the houses that we see hahahahahahah thats what i thought about in maths today

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1PM

sherlockbringthejam:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

castielyousonofabitch:

villainihavedonethymother:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOR

PUNS

That just blue me away. 

I know I’ve red this somewhere before. 

i pink that’s the best joke i’ve heard

you guys make me wanna peuce

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1PM

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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May82013

VERY VERY IMPORTANT THING

danisnotonfire:

if you enjoyed mine and Phil’s radio show, then help it to continue existing by voting for us to win the Sony Golden Headphones award!

it’s a REALLY BIG DEAL (for our entire lives) and would mean so much to us if we won! you just go here: http://www.sonygoldenheadphones.com/vote/ type ‘Dan and Phil’ and press vote! get everyone you know to help :)

but more importantly.. if we do we will make ‘Day in the life of Dan and Phil in London’! ;D haha. thank you so much!

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1PM

George Fucking Watsky

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12PM

“Yes, I’m getting a little OCD leading up to this appointment.”

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12PM

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12PM

badlittleboyy:

jhenne-bean:

sasusaku-fied:

maniacall:

chevronstardust:

greekgeek2:

Art confidence status: Eliminated.

http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/

i just love sakimichans work so much ok ♥♥♥

nonononono this is too perfect

this is why we fall in love with fictional characters

UHM.

Korra and Pocahontas lookin’ a little….light.

That’s not cool.

Damn Africa. What happened? 

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12PM

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12PM
laughcentre: vantasass: my-other-plans-fell-through: 0fmiceandmeep: cacophiliac: Demonstration on how a lot of girls probably achieve the beloved “thigh gap”. Push your hips back, knees slightly apart. Tada, you have now given hundreds of girls a delusional hatred for their body amd made them think something is seriously wrong with them just because their thighs touch. Everyone signal boost the fuck out of this ok preach. seriously man the thigh gap thing is such bullshit i weigh less than 100 lbs and ive nvr once had a “thigh gap” thank yu bless i herd u lyk thigh gaps

laughcentre:

vantasass:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

0fmiceandmeep:

cacophiliac:

Demonstration on how a lot of girls probably achieve the beloved “thigh gap”.
Push your hips back, knees slightly apart. Tada, you have now given hundreds of girls a delusional hatred for their body amd made them think something is seriously wrong with them just because their thighs touch.

Everyone signal boost the fuck out of this ok

preach.

seriously man the thigh gap thing is such bullshit i weigh less than 100 lbs and ive nvr once had a “thigh gap” thank yu bless

i herd u lyk thigh gaps

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12PM

tamamuratamao:

that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like

image

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12PM

lightbluenymphadora:

trvllngjwllr:

lustrousjaybird:

nomarion:

Blueberry?

So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.

RDJ is a squirrel

I will never NOT reblog this

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12PM
consultingsuperhusbands: lapfulofmisha: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: I don’t know what I was expecting. I LITERALLY HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL w h a t

consultingsuperhusbands:

lapfulofmisha:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

I don’t know what I was expecting.

I LITERALLY HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL

w h a t

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12PM

gettingmildlysuggestive:

Dan Howell + Sirens

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May72013

Drabble: The Singing Barista

chatterboxblaine:

Based off of Marissa’s experience yesterday and Angie’s manip. 

Kurt had factored in Starbucks runs into his budget when he moved to New York because it was a necessity. Just like food and toilet paper. Kurt went every work day morning, then sometimes on the weekend as well. The baristas quickly learned his name and his drink order so that he only need to step up to the register, his cup already in their hand.  

That was, until there was a new barista at the Starbucks closest to NYADA. 

Kurt noticed him when he walked in. He was at the register, the usual barista, Marie, off to the side making drinks. He was cute. It was the first thing that really came to his mind, how well the standard black polo and green apron fit him. He had an easy, charming smile as he spoke to the customers in front of Kurt. 

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